Shatner delivery. Resuming.

....

Okay so yeah. I'm kinda finished with the geek rage now. I still want to assassinate Lucas, but I'm calm now. No more Ultimate Warrior freak-outs.

....For NOW.

Put the plane into a nose dive! Hulk. HOGAN.

THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR! IS! OUT! OF! CON-TROOOOOOOOOL!!!!!

I think I'm done with Star Wars. Karen Traviss canceling Imperial Commando 2 was the last straw. 

Five books.... FIVE. GODDAMN. BOOKS. The Commando series goes on for. Four Republic Commando titles, and Imperial Commando: 501st, she fuckin' strings me along, wondering if the renegade clones and their Mandalorian mentors are gonna evade the wrath of the Empire. Wondering if Darman is gonna be reunited with his son. Wondering if Kal Skirata will ever find that cure for the clones' accelerated aging. FIVE GODDAMN BOOKS. And now it's all done.

She ends Imperial Commando: 501st on a GODDAMN CLIFFHANGER, and then cancels IC2 because the fucking Clone Wars cartoon is gonna completely change Mandalore into a post-apocalyptic "pacifist" planet, so they can "SHOW YOU SOMETHING ZOMG KEWL" that will be on TWO OR THREE episodes TOPS and then never mentioned again. Despite YEARS of stories that have told Mandalore as a frontier planet where shit is wild and the citizens are all bad-ass soldiers in one fashion or another.... Yeah. Now they're some fucking hippy pacifists? Just when I was starting to warm up to the Clone Wars show.

Thanks a fucking lot, Clone Wars.

Thanks a lot, Karen Traviss, for leaving us hanging on a fucking cliffhanger. Why the fuck didn't you wrap up everything in IC: 501st if you were just gonna QUIT after that? You fuckin' quitter.

Thanks a lot, George Lucas, for completely disregarding EVERYTHING that someone other than you wrote about the Star Wars universe.

I'm fucking done.

I could handle Jar Jar Binks, I could handle the shitty romance between Anakin and Padme, and I could even handle Aayla Secura being killed in the stupidest way ever despite being a fan favorite, but this is where I draw the goddamn line.

George Lucas poisons everything he touches.

I'm gonna write my own Goddamn Imperial Commando 2, and even if nobody else on the planet ever sees it, it's gonna be the book I wanted to read, Goddamn it. And I don't give a good flying FUCK if it contradicts the bloated, confusing, self-rotting quagmire that is George Lucas's "vision" of the rest of the Star Wars universe. Goddamn it. God. Damn. It.

Fucking George Lucas.

I want to soak the entire world in gasoline and light it up.

--But Kanye West is a TOTAL EFFIN' DOUCHE BAG.

Beyonce totally has my respect for letting Taylor finish her speech on her time.

That is all.

Wolverine wasn't as bad as the interwebs would lead you to believe. No masterpiece by any means, but it was okay.

Gas is goin' up again? Really? Really? Wasn't takin' it up the butt hard enough last time, I guess. Fuckers.

Letterman is a douchebag. I mean, really? REALLY? Even if you hate Sarah Palin, that remark against her daughter was just in poor taste, and really, keep the insults and name calling to the politician, not their families. If someone said some shit about Michelle Obama or one of her kids, the entire flippin' civilized WORLD would see that show off the air and the host BLACKLISTED from any sort of media ANYWHERE. Talk about double standards.

Terminator Salvation was better than I hoped. I freakin' loved it.

Star Trek wasn't quite what I was expecting. I mean I enjoyed it but... was it REALLY necessary to hit the delete key on EVERYTHING that came before? Meh.

My niece can recite word for word Barbie Swan Lake, Barbie Rapunzle, Barbie in the Nutcracker, Barbie in Fairytopia, Barbie Mermaidia, and Tinker Bell along with the DVD's. I can do the same with the Original Star Wars Trilogy. Coincidence? I think NOT!

Is it just me, or is "The Princess and the Frog" WAAAAAAAAAAY overdue? I mean, yeah, the 3D Pixar stuff is okay, but... even their BEST efforts lack that something special that hand drawn features can't be matched from.

I am SO over fast food. Woof. I think I'm gonna barf if I have one more double cheeseburger.

Yeah, most of these are about movies.

Family Guy is my new guilty pleasure.

American Dad, strangely enough, isn't as good? What's goin' on there? Same creative force, same animation style... just isn't as funny to me. Somethin' ain't clickin' there for me.

Joe Swanson and Steve Barkin have GOT to be cousins or something. I mean I know Patrick Warburton voices 'em both, but... even with that they are WAAAAAAAAY similar.

Can we have a Serenity sequel. Please? PLLLLEEEEEAAAAAAAAASE?!?!?!

Okay, I gotta get back to work. Break's over.

I really don't have anything to say about this man that hasn't already been said.

Even though it's been several months since he died, I'm only just finding out about it now, and like others I am shocked.

He's a good man and he will be missed.

I wish I knew him better.